A Doyle/Gobern Dinner Special

First off I should start by introducing you to Mama Dukes.  Her name is Dawn and she is quite the lady.  Those of you who know her know what I mean when I say that and those of you who don't will just have to read and learn as I mention her from time to time.  I don't want to come right out and say that she is clumsy but I will let you judge her for yourself (keep reading to see what I mean).  We decided to get McDonald's for dinner, something quick, easy to clean-up, and not too expensive...what more could you ask for?  Well apparently David was happy with the choice of a cheeseburger happy meal because he ate the WHOLE thing...my little piggy.  As we sat down to eat mom dropped a paper on the floor and leaned over to pick it up and smashed her rib cage into the arm of the dining room chair and we are almost certain she has broken a rib judging by the excruciating pain she has been in since.  Now I dont want to come right out and say where I get my clumsiness from but one could guess...